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Quick Test: 2 Z z | 5 S s | 8 B | 9 g q | 0 O o | 0.25 tsp | 1.5 cups | 3:45 | 9×13 pan | 2–3" pieces | Lily’s chocolate | 9x13 pan | 1x 2x 3x | *optional | 2–3" pieces

Minus/en dash: -5°F, 2–3 minutes, 10-12 cookies, 0–5 net carbs

Recipe-like text: 99-second keto bread uses 1⅓ cups almond flour, 2½ Tbsp butter, and ⅛ tsp salt.

Odd fractions: ¹⁄₁₂ tsp ²⁄₉ cup ⁹⁄₁₂ oz ¹²⁄₉ servings ¹⁹⁄₁₂ Tbsp ²⁹⁄₉₉ batch ⁹⁹⁄₁₂ minutes

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Problem words: flour fine filling flavor fluffy flan affogato office efficient.

Recipe punctuation: “Stir gently,” she said. Don’t over-mix; rest 5–10 minutes.

Temperature and symbols: 350°F, 180°C, ¾ cup, 2–3 minutes, #1 tip, 50% less.

Units: 1 g, 2 mg, 3 oz, 4 lb, 5 ml, 6 L, 7 kcal, 8 net carbs, 9g protein.

Diacritics: jalapeño, crème fraîche, sauté, piñon, über, façade, señorita.

Decimals and times: 0.25 tsp, 1.5 cups, 2.75 oz, 3:45, 10:05, 12:30 p.m.

Brackets and marks: (softened), [*optional], {test}, 3" ramekin, 9×13 pan, 2–3" pieces.

Ingredients: xanthan gum, psyllium husk, mozzarella, erythritol, Worcestershire

Names: Lily’s, Hershey’s, Swerve, RxSugar, ChocZero, Lakanto, Allulose, Stevia,  SweetLeaf®, Indulge, Monk Fruit.

Paragraph w/word decorations: This sauce thickens as it cools. If it seems too thin, let it rest for 3 minutes before adding more cheese or cream. Soft and chewy egg-free chocolate chip cookies! Highly requested by my family, friends, and coworkers. They say they are the best cookies they've ever eaten.

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“I don’t fear butter. I fear blandness. This recipe was made with butter, a pinch of salt, and a firm stance against boring food.”

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  • 1 cup Butter ( 2 sticks) softened
  • ½ cup Raw Sugar
  • 1 cup lightly packed light brown sugar or turbinado sugar
  • ½ tsp Cinnamon
  • ¼ tsp Ginger
  • ½ tsp Pink salt
  • 2 Tbsp Flaxseed For Flaxseed as an egg replacer, combine with 3 Tbsp warm water and 3 Tbsp warm milk
  • 1 tsp Baking Soda By using the warm water and warm milk then adding the baking soda last it helps to activate the baking soda
  • 2 cups Hershey's Milk Chocolate Chips (11.5 oz pkg) I prefer Hershey's brand over the Nestle brand for the chips, as they are smaller in size and help make the cookie soft and chewy

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  1. Mix these until they are well-incorporated
  2. Add the flour and mix well in the mixing bowl.
  3. Warm the water and milk in a small cup and microwave for approximately 30 seconds. Then stir in the flaxseed and add the baking soda. Add this mixture immediately to the mixing bowl and mix into the batter.
  4. Stir in the chocolate chips
  5. Butter the parchment paper and place it on the cookie sheet. Use a teaspoon to drop some cookie dough onto the parchment paper. Leave a little space between each cookie. Bake in the oven for 8-10 minutes. If you want a crispier bottom on the cookie don't use the parchment paper.
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99-Second Keto Bread

Keto Sausage Gravy

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99-Second Keto Bread

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1 Tbsp allulose
1 cup almond flour
Italian seasoning
Lite salt
Lemon oil

Ingredients

    • 1 lb Pork Breakfast Sausage (Make sure there's no added sugar)
    • 1¼ cups Heavy Cream
    • oz Cream Cheese Softened (Optionally cubed)

Instructions

    1. Brown the sausage in a skillet over medium heat, breaking it into crumbles.
    2. If sausage is not already seasoned, add salt and pepper to taste.
    3. Remove the sausage temporarily, but do not drain the fat from the pan.

I recommend you limit your food portions to no more than five net grams of carbohydrates per food item. That makes it a lot easier to keep your insulin from spiking from a single food item. In order to help you achieve this, I made a list showing how much food five grams of net carbohydrates is for a lot of foods. I do not recommend eating five net carb grams of spinach in one sitting.

I have arranged the food groups in the general order in which they should be added to your diet when following the Atkins Diet OWL plan.

Vegetables

Amt
Item
Notes
1½ cups OR 12 medium Asparagus Spears Raw or cooked
13 cups Lettuce Raw, Shredded
49 cups Spinach Raw, About 0.2 net carbohydrates per cup

 

99-Second Keto Bread

Keto Sausage Gravy

Chocolate Peanut Butter Bars

Quick Low-Carb quiche

Garlic Ginger Gravy

Fine Almond Flour Crackers

1 Bowl Cream Sauce

2 Ingredient Chocolate Mousse

12 Minute Skillet Chicken

Ingredients

Instructions

Nutrition Notes

 Quick quiche, garlic gravy, fine filling, 99-second keto bread

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¼ tsp, ½ tsp, ¾ tsp, 1⅛ cups, 1¼ cups, 1⅓ cups, 1½ cups, 1⅔ Tbsp, 2½ oz

Ingredients

    • 1 lb Pork Breakfast Sausage (Make sure there's no added sugar)
    • 1¼ cups Heavy Cream
    • oz Cream Cheese Softened (Optionally cubed)

Instructions

    1. Brown the sausage in a skillet over medium heat, breaking it into crumbles.
    2. If sausage is not already seasoned, add salt and pepper to taste.
    3. Remove the sausage temporarily, but do not drain the fat from the pan.

I recommend you limit your food portions to no more than five net grams of carbohydrates per food item. That makes it a lot easier to keep your insulin from spiking from a single food item. In order to help you achieve this, I made a list showing how much food five grams of net carbohydrates is for a lot of foods. I do not recommend eating five net carb grams of spinach in one sitting.

I have arranged the food groups in the general order in which they should be added to your diet when following the Atkins Diet OWL plan.

Vegetables

Amt Item Notes
1½ cups OR 12 medium Asparagus Spears Raw or cooked
13 cups Lettuce Raw, Shredded
49 cups Spinach Raw, About 0.2 net carbohydrates per cup

 

Keto Apron

99-Second Keto Bread

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Two pieces of fluffy bread, and only 2g net carbs.
Prep Time 5 minutes
Cook Time 2 minutes
Servings: 1
Course: Bread
Cuisine: American
Calories: 403

Ingredients
  

  • 1 Large Egg
  • 3 Tbsp Pecan Flour I usually allow each tablespoon to be a little overfilled (not heaping) instead of making it flat. You can use almond flour, but it doubles the net carbs
  • 1 Tbsp Pecan Oil You can substitute melted butter for the pecan oil
  • 3/8 tsp True Lime You can substitute any edible acids such as buttermilk, True Lemon, or Apple Cider Vinegar
  • 1/8 tsp Baking Soda DO NOT use baking powder here. If you need to substitute for Baking Powder, us 1/2 tsp and eliminate both the Baking Soda and the True Lime. Do not use double-acting baking soda.

Equipment

  • 2 Ramekins I use 3“x3” stoneware
  • 1 Measuring Cup 1 cup or larger
  • 1 Fork

Method
 

  1. Crack 1 egg into measuring cup and whisk with fork
  2. Add 3 Tbsp pecan flour
  3. Add 1/8 tsp baking soda on top of pecan flour
  4. Add 3/8 tsp True Lime (or other leavening activator)
  5. Add 1 Tbsp Pecan Oil (or melted butter)
  6. Combine well with fork until batter resembles a pourable cake batter.
  7. Pour 1/2 of batter into 3" x 3" or similar sized ramekin
  8. Microsoft for 99 seconds (1 minute and 39 seconds)
  9. Let sit in microwave for 1 minute
  10. Use handle end of fork to remove bread from ramekin

Nutrition

Calories: 403kcalCarbohydrates: 5gProtein: 9gFat: 40gSaturated Fat: 5gPolyunsaturated Fat: 9gMonounsaturated Fat: 24gTrans Fat: 0.02gCholesterol: 186mgSodium: 208mgPotassium: 193mgFiber: 3gSugar: 1gVitamin A: 287IUVitamin C: 1mgCalcium: 49mgIron: 2mg

Notes

I make these daily as part of my low-carb diet.  

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